...how do you import alcohol?

Like... IMPORT, none of those pour-absinth-in-a-Scope-bottle hijinx. I fell in LOVE with this one cider whilst abroad and my gluten-free little heart was so happy... and now I need to get it to Chicago. En masse.

Wowza. Just to start, Illinois requires me to fill out / get:

Heeellllllpppppp meeeeeee....